January 2010
22 posts
Me: Is she single though?
Friend: Nope, engaged actually.
Me: Figures
Friend: She has a twin though
Me: Sweet, but let me guess, married?
Friend: She's gay
Me: ... So, umm.... how bout them Bears?
More Men Are Marrying Smarter Women, Except in New... →
“A study released today from the Pew Research Center reveals that men are increasingly likely to marry women with better educations and higher income than they have. This is good news in that it signifies that women’s earnings have increased so that they are more on par with men’s, and that everyone is getting more comfortable with the notion of equity among the sexes. It is also kind...
Somehow this all makes sense
I had a weird dream last night. To summarize it all that I can remember is the following. At the start I ran into a friend I had parted ways with a few years back and haven’t talked to since because of “personal differences.” We didn’t give a shit about the past and he needed me to drive his minivan somewhere, but when I put the car in gear the brakes failed and I went...
Last night after work I decided to run 6 miles. While I was finishing up about 2 miles from home the light rain turned to freezing rain. When I got closer I had to run up an incline but slipped and fell hard. I slid down the side of the hill and off the trail into some broken tree branches laying on the ground. One conveniently poked its nose into my shoe and scratched me real good. I felt...
N.J. approves medical marijuana bill →
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Disclaimer: I may use the magic 8 ball if I need help answering anything.
Illiteracy will prevail
If you “accidently” gave out your password to a phishing scheme, and we reset it for you, why would you go and change your password back to your previous one? Why would you then go on to tell me you’re not tech savy when I already know this?
My moving countdown begins
Now it’s official, I just signed a lease to get out of this 1 bedroom apartment in 23 days. I’m gaining a corner house with a big lawn, two car garage, basement, bigger bathroom, and an extra bedroom for the $10 less than it would cost to resign here. I lose the pool though, but that’s ok because this last summer was nothing but fat locals and their screaming babies going to...
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Idiot of the day... I failed 5th grade English
Here’s the crackpot’s initial problem, she can’t navigate to a website to check her payroll direct deposit receipt. The website is not down, I can log in, everything is working fine, so what is really wrong?
Here’s a little back-story because I get calls like this all the time now, but this is by far the worst. In a “going green” initiative, this university...