January 2012
18 posts
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Me: But you know who the greatest prostitute in history was right?
Tim: Who?
Me: Ms. Pacman, you wanna know why?
Tim: Why?
Me: Because for 25 cents that slut swallows balls until she dies.
him: You got wireless?
me: yea, should be the 2wire with the strongest signal
him: what's the password?
me: uhhhhhhhhh, I just pooped
him: your pants?
me: that's the password
him: that's halirous
me: Eddie 1, Maturity 0
December 2011
22 posts
apleasantsurprise:
“A 2008 study of risky eating behaviors among college students found that 53 percent admitted to eating unbaked homemade cookie dough.
In the new study, published in the latest issue of the journal Clinical Infectious Diseases, several of the people who were sickened bought the contaminated cookie dough with the sole intention of eating it raw. “They had no plans to...
brookvalerising asked: Well played mate, well played. Chris was right, that takes balls. Big time. :)
linavm asked: holy shit! I'm watching the video with you playing with Chris Cornell and I just read your recount of the night. Firstly I'd like to say that I'm dying of jealousy! Secondly, you did so well! far out, congratulations on life! ahahah that's something to look back on in a couple of years time and to think holy shit, I played with Chris fucking Cornell! s;djha;shjg ahh! :)
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The night I played on stage with Chris Cornell
It’s Tuesday morning as I start writing this. I’ve barely had anything to eat since I had lunch on Wednesday. For breakfast today I had to throw out one of the two pop tarts I had, I just wasn’t hungry. I mean I’m hungry, I feel like I’m starving at times, but a few bites of anything and my stomach feels like I packed in a Thanksgiving dinner and them I’m good...
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“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve...”
– Henry David Thoreau
US Transcendentalist author (1817 - 1862)
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November 2011
32 posts
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My hometown is not the same as I remember. Crime rates have gone up, the lower class is breeding and taking over neighborhoods, more people know how to speak Spanish than English, business are closing, people are moving out of the area, etc. My parents still live in the house I grew up in but I wonder if it will last. Gone are the days of still feeling safe leaving your door unlocked. ...